Sunday, 28 July 2013

Double Bills

Blog Maintenance

I looked at my calendar a few weeks ago and realised that August was packed, and that I would have almost no time to write, and for various reasons would have no internet access for most of the month. With that in mind, I decided to do two double bill posts. On the 4th of August there will be a double bill of Stupid Beliefs, and on the 18th, there will be a double bill of Random Reviews.

Normal service resumes in September.

Random Reviews- The Punisher Kills The Marvel Universe

Random Reviews

The Punisher Kills The Marvel Universe

I hate this comic. I hate it so much I can't think of a witty little opening paragraph.
If I could, I'd gather every existing copy and the entire creative team in a building and bring it down on top of them.

Wednesday, 24 July 2013

Stuff From My Life- Candy vegetables

Stuff From My Life

Another strange dream. this one is divided up into sections. First I was on a high ropes course in my home town, but it lead into my bedroom. The course literally ended at my bed (which for some reason had a trampoline next to it). Anyway, I finished the course, and suddenly the Simpsons into was playing in my head- I don't mean I turned on a TV in the dream or anything, the dream just skipped to part two. The Simpsons intro was slightly different all the way, for instance, Ralph Wiggum and Lisa were in a little car, and Bart was waving around a giant Flump (a popular form of marshmallow here in the UK). When the episode began, a group of Springfield children were eating a taxi that was painted with pictures of fruit. Suddenly the whole thing transitioned again and I was standing outside the library in my home town, so I went to my parent's house, and discovered that my mother had developed a mutant strain of vegetables that taste like candy. Then I woke up.

Sunday, 21 July 2013

Stupid Beliefs- Real Vampires

Stupid things That Stupid People Believe

Real Vampires

They walk among us. Creatures of the night. Feasting on our blood. They look like us, but they are not us. They are, a bunch of deluded goth idiots.

Sunday, 14 July 2013

Random Reviews- Superman: Speeding Bullets

Random Reviews

Superman: Speeding Bullets


There are plenty of Elseworlds that examine how things could have turned out if someone else found Supermans' rocket- he could have become a Communist dictator, a medieval knight, or even a pawn of Darkseid. This is just one of them.