New Zealand, the Wales of Australia

Apparently a lot of people don't like Dollhouse. I admit it's no Firefly, but it's hardly a bad show, it's not even the worst thing Joss Whedon has ever done.

I'm writing these things about two weeks before publishing on average. You are reading my thoughts in the past. I will forever outpace the blog, always ahead of my own creation. Man is the master of his art. I wrote this on the 26th January, at about 1AM,

I've never seen a single episode of Mr Rogers because I grew up in the UK. It's a pity really, because I'm too old to enjoy it now without a nostalgia factor, and yet Mr Rogers is one of the few people you simply cannot insult or talk bad about on the internet, so he obviously did something right

I just realised something; since no-one's reading this, I can say whatever I want with no consequences.

• All lawyers are thieves and drug addicts
• Religious authorities are con artists
• The cabinet contains three necrophiliacs, two former pirates, a woman who spends her free time filing phony lawsuits against people who make less than a tenth of her salary, and four men who hunt the homeless with shotguns and eat their bodies

I want a pet crocoduck. Kirk Cameron knows where to find them, I think he's got a farm or something

Who’s an adorable little logical fallacy?

You are!

Crime doesn't pay. 

Unless you're really good at it. Or if you're lucky and don't get caught. Or if you fail but you get famous for your brazen crime and capitalise on your infamy with a book deal.

So don't break the law.