Gargoyles Alignment Chart

Some characters defy categories. David "Arch-villain" Xanatos is one of them.

Attention all Blip producers, YouTubers and other online video makers. I know that advertising is the life blood of the internet, I understand that for those of you who use the internet as a full-time job, ad revenue is how you support yourself. but please, for the love of God, stop using the fucking Flora advert with the child actor, it pisses me off.

Lawful Good

The law exists to protect the innocent, deliver justice and punish the guilty. In that order.

David Hyde Pierce- an economy travel sized Kelsey Gramer

Canada, the Scotland of America

Which I guess makes Mexico the Channel Islands

Austria, the Ireland of Germany

New Zealand, the Wales of Australia

Apparently a lot of people don't like Dollhouse. I admit it's no Firefly, but it's hardly a bad show, it's not even the worst thing Joss Whedon has ever done.

I'm writing these things about two weeks before publishing on average. You are reading my thoughts in the past. I will forever outpace the blog, always ahead of my own creation. Man is the master of his art. I wrote this on the 26th January, at about 1AM,

I've never seen a single episode of Mr Rogers because I grew up in the UK. It's a pity really, because I'm too old to enjoy it now without a nostalgia factor, and yet Mr Rogers is one of the few people you simply cannot insult or talk bad about on the internet, so he obviously did something right

I just realised something; since no-one's reading this, I can say whatever I want with no consequences.

• All lawyers are thieves and drug addicts
• Religious authorities are con artists
• The cabinet contains three necrophiliacs, two former pirates, a woman who spends her free time filing phony lawsuits against people who make less than a tenth of her salary, and four men who hunt the homeless with shotguns and eat their bodies

I want a pet crocoduck. Kirk Cameron knows where to find them, I think he's got a farm or something

Who’s an adorable little logical fallacy?

You are!

Crime doesn't pay. 

Unless you're really good at it. Or if you're lucky and don't get caught. Or if you fail but you get famous for your brazen crime and capitalise on your infamy with a book deal.

So don't break the law.

And Cardassian defence attorneys

You could say the same of the Washington Generals I suppose. They even had multiple identities for a while, like lower grade wrestlers did in the 80's.

Do crooked boxers who throw fights count as jobbers? I think it's the same idea- they loose on purpose, need to make it look believable, and do so for financial benefit.

What is Tommy Wiseau?

Possibility 3: Alien Immortal. He's from Zeist.

Heating Water produces steam, which becomes part of the air. Air is consumed to burn fuel, creating Fire. Ash becomes part of the Earth. Water is extracted from the Earth. The circle of life according to General Iroh.

What is Tommy Wiseau?

Possibility 2: Alien. Again, no birth records, no real record of his early life, makes movies like a brain damaged schizophrenic, has an accent unlike anyone else on Earth and looks like a melted Michael Jackson.

And speaking of Highlander, at the end of the movie, Connor MacLeod wins the prize and is the last Immortal, a sequel is basically impossible. I understand wanting to make a franchise out of a successful movie, but there was no way a sequel was going to make any sense. My question is this, did it occur to anyone to perhaps make a prequel? I'm just saying, that seems like the most logical choice.

PS. I enjoyed the TV series up until they killed Richie, and the anime was awesome

What is Tommy Wiseau?

Possibility 1: He's an immortal like in Highlander. This would explain why no birth records exist for him- he was born centuries ago. It explains his accent- he was born in a country that no longer exists, and has spent the years wandering the Earth, meaning he has picked up speaking traits from thousands of cultures and people throughout history. It explains why The Room is the way it is, Tommy was using ancient storytelling techniques favoured by his lost civilisation.

If a werewolf dies and becomes a ghost, does it keep its' werewolf powers along with its' ghost powers? Would it still change under a full moon? If there are any dead werewolves out there, pleas let me know.

If every human has a spirit animal, logically every animal has a spirit human. I am the spirit guide of a ring tailed lemur. My spirit guide is also a lemur, but not the same one.